<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5376379147890124398</id><updated>2011-07-08T16:59:37.372+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Live Free! Die Happily!</title><subtitle type='html'>Every fair from fair sometimes declines =]</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Wai Yin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07996517336435933539</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SY12RFNzTZI/AAAAAAAAAA0/hMTTmi578Bo/S220/Image+5A-181.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5376379147890124398.post-8485323130001386354</id><published>2010-06-10T19:41:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2010-06-10T19:46:08.855+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Phew... Self-activating...</title><content type='html'>I'm active in blog again? LOL! It has been a long time ever since I touched this blog...&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/TBDQEEQspiI/AAAAAAAAAC8/vd4Usf9E6Ts/s1600/Image0273.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/TBDQEEQspiI/AAAAAAAAAC8/vd4Usf9E6Ts/s320/Image0273.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481109514791724578" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the pic taken at the Ampang Lookout Point &gt;.&lt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5376379147890124398-8485323130001386354?l=waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/feeds/8485323130001386354/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2010/06/phew-self-activating.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/8485323130001386354'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/8485323130001386354'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2010/06/phew-self-activating.html' title='Phew... Self-activating...'/><author><name>Wai Yin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07996517336435933539</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SY12RFNzTZI/AAAAAAAAAA0/hMTTmi578Bo/S220/Image+5A-181.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/TBDQEEQspiI/AAAAAAAAAC8/vd4Usf9E6Ts/s72-c/Image0273.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5376379147890124398.post-6470118516927815018</id><published>2009-05-25T20:36:00.004+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-25T20:59:30.986+08:00</updated><title type='text'>*blows* Dusty Blog &gt;.&lt;</title><content type='html'>Well... I have already started my form six life... That explains why I didn't publish any posts for long long time &gt;.&lt; Haha... =]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5376379147890124398-6470118516927815018?l=waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/feeds/6470118516927815018/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/05/blows-dusty-blog.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/6470118516927815018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/6470118516927815018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/05/blows-dusty-blog.html' title='*blows* Dusty Blog &gt;.&lt;'/><author><name>Wai Yin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07996517336435933539</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SY12RFNzTZI/AAAAAAAAAA0/hMTTmi578Bo/S220/Image+5A-181.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5376379147890124398.post-6985051073473494583</id><published>2009-04-07T22:07:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-04-07T22:22:13.035+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tertiary Studies</title><content type='html'>Yesterday, Monday, I drove to &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;UCSI&lt;/span&gt; ( University College &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Sedaya&lt;/span&gt; International ) to ask for the pharmacy course's information... &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;Hmm&lt;/span&gt;... In order to get a degree in pharmacy, I have to enroll into &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;A'lvl&lt;/span&gt; first... Well, the whole route costs me roughly Rm 110,000... &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;swt&lt;/span&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;Hmm&lt;/span&gt;... I have no choice but to study Form 6... I looked forward into many scholarships... But none of them support private universities' pharmacy course...&lt;br /&gt;Let it be... Life goes on... =]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5376379147890124398-6985051073473494583?l=waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/feeds/6985051073473494583/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/04/tertiary-studies.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/6985051073473494583'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/6985051073473494583'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/04/tertiary-studies.html' title='Tertiary Studies'/><author><name>Wai Yin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07996517336435933539</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SY12RFNzTZI/AAAAAAAAAA0/hMTTmi578Bo/S220/Image+5A-181.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5376379147890124398.post-1795816033232698799</id><published>2009-03-12T21:41:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-12T22:06:34.359+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SbkReDY08bI/AAAAAAAAACU/DorAjYJYn_4/s1600-h/IMG.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312296443463397810" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 250px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SbkReDY08bI/AAAAAAAAACU/DorAjYJYn_4/s400/IMG.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE&lt;br /&gt;This is my SPM results =]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;9A1 and 2A2&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;A bit sad for my A2&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;After I got my results, I went for brunch with a long lost friend =] &lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;Phillip Lee Wei Yuan&lt;/span&gt; =]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Then... Watched a movie with my chums =] Together with Yik Ming, Sai How and Hoon Wei!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We watched Dragonball =.= Sounds so childish hor?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Btw I wasn't so happy... Because there is an &lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;empty seat&lt;/span&gt; on my left... I felt uncomfortable... It's like missing &lt;span style="color:#00cccc;"&gt;someone&lt;/span&gt; on my left seat... Hmm... I wonder...&lt;br /&gt;Somehow I have achieved what I wished for a long long time =]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;YESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Thanks to my dearest god mummy, Pn Roslina. =] She taught me a lot of things...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Thanks to my parents... They supported me a lot in buying reference books for me =]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Thanks to my friends... They helped me throughout the 2008 SPM =]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5376379147890124398-1795816033232698799?l=waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/feeds/1795816033232698799/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/03/weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-this-is-my-spm.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/1795816033232698799'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/1795816033232698799'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/03/weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-this-is-my-spm.html' title=''/><author><name>Wai Yin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07996517336435933539</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SY12RFNzTZI/AAAAAAAAAA0/hMTTmi578Bo/S220/Image+5A-181.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SbkReDY08bI/AAAAAAAAACU/DorAjYJYn_4/s72-c/IMG.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5376379147890124398.post-4585379912596548887</id><published>2009-03-07T22:24:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-07T22:27:31.648+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Photography Club</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SbKDyV3UpqI/AAAAAAAAACE/pP13ALNYCHA/s1600-h/DSC05593.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310451811509118626" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SbKDyV3UpqI/AAAAAAAAACE/pP13ALNYCHA/s320/DSC05593.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; My dearest Mummy =] The LADY in BLUE!!!&lt;br /&gt;These are my photography club's members =]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;I miss them &gt;.&lt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5376379147890124398-4585379912596548887?l=waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/feeds/4585379912596548887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/03/photography-club.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/4585379912596548887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/4585379912596548887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/03/photography-club.html' title='Photography Club'/><author><name>Wai Yin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07996517336435933539</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SY12RFNzTZI/AAAAAAAAAA0/hMTTmi578Bo/S220/Image+5A-181.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SbKDyV3UpqI/AAAAAAAAACE/pP13ALNYCHA/s72-c/DSC05593.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5376379147890124398.post-96803584426253445</id><published>2009-03-07T22:12:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-07T22:21:50.375+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dearest Classmates</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SbKCxhzuquI/AAAAAAAAAB8/xnCcX_3NlFc/s1600-h/IMG_0144.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310450698023774946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SbKCxhzuquI/AAAAAAAAAB8/xnCcX_3NlFc/s320/IMG_0144.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; We went to Petrosains... A HUGE DINO BEHIND US!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SbKB5yfrdXI/AAAAAAAAAB0/PHuGAFchx_o/s1600-h/IMG_0704.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310449740430407026" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SbKB5yfrdXI/AAAAAAAAAB0/PHuGAFchx_o/s320/IMG_0704.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee&lt;br /&gt;These are my classmates =] I miss school's life &gt;.&lt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5376379147890124398-96803584426253445?l=waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/feeds/96803584426253445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/03/dearest-classmates.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/96803584426253445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/96803584426253445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/03/dearest-classmates.html' title='Dearest Classmates'/><author><name>Wai Yin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07996517336435933539</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SY12RFNzTZI/AAAAAAAAAA0/hMTTmi578Bo/S220/Image+5A-181.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SbKCxhzuquI/AAAAAAAAAB8/xnCcX_3NlFc/s72-c/IMG_0144.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5376379147890124398.post-5183173311346295561</id><published>2009-03-07T21:39:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-07T21:49:52.970+08:00</updated><title type='text'>18 18 18 18 18 18</title><content type='html'>Everything gonna be new when the clock shows 00:00 tonight...&lt;br /&gt;Pain, heart-breaking incidents stroked me...&lt;br /&gt;Dreams, thoughts, GONE!!!!&lt;br /&gt;I wished a lot this year... Who knows it's not going to come true?&lt;br /&gt;Let's see...&lt;br /&gt;Tata... My 17 years old's life...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Thanks for everything you did, you gave to me...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;At least I was happy for 2 weeks and 4 days...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5376379147890124398-5183173311346295561?l=waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/feeds/5183173311346295561/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/03/18-18-18-18-18-18.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/5183173311346295561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/5183173311346295561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/03/18-18-18-18-18-18.html' title='18 18 18 18 18 18'/><author><name>Wai Yin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07996517336435933539</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SY12RFNzTZI/AAAAAAAAAA0/hMTTmi578Bo/S220/Image+5A-181.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5376379147890124398.post-1918813520366980025</id><published>2009-02-24T09:12:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-01T20:39:06.788+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lame Jokes &gt;.&lt;</title><content type='html'>Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.Teacher : Why? Student : There is no future in it.&lt;br /&gt;............. .......... .......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .&lt;br /&gt;Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?&lt;br /&gt;Ted : $10.&lt;br /&gt;Teacher : You don't know maths.&lt;br /&gt;Ted : You don't know my father!&lt;br /&gt;............ .......... .......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ........&lt;br /&gt;Mother : David, come here.&lt;br /&gt;David : Yes, mum?&lt;br /&gt;Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.&lt;br /&gt;David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?&lt;br /&gt;Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8&lt;br /&gt;Father : So?&lt;br /&gt;Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?&lt;br /&gt;............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... .......... ........&lt;br /&gt;A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.&lt;br /&gt;Daughter : It's mummy!&lt;br /&gt;Father : How do you know?&lt;br /&gt;Daughter : She didn't say anything.&lt;br /&gt;............ ......... .......... .......... ......... ......... ......... ........&lt;br /&gt;Girl: Do you love me?&lt;br /&gt;Boy: Yes Dear.&lt;br /&gt;Girl: Would you die for me?&lt;br /&gt;Boy: No, mine is undying love.&lt;br /&gt;------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --&lt;br /&gt;Man: How old is your father?&lt;br /&gt;Boy: As old as me&lt;br /&gt;Man: How can that be?&lt;br /&gt;Boy: He became a father only when I was born.&lt;br /&gt;------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --&lt;br /&gt;Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.&lt;br /&gt;------------ --------- --------- --------- ---&lt;br /&gt;Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?&lt;br /&gt;Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!&lt;br /&gt;------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --&lt;br /&gt;Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!&lt;br /&gt;Son : That's why I say she's no good!&lt;br /&gt;------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --&lt;br /&gt;Teacher: "Where were u born?"&lt;br /&gt;Student: " Singapore , Sir."&lt;br /&gt;Teacher: "Which part?"&lt;br /&gt;Student: "All of me, Sir."&lt;br /&gt;------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----&lt;br /&gt;A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."&lt;br /&gt;------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---&lt;br /&gt;Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"&lt;br /&gt;Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."&lt;br /&gt;Teacher: "Use your dad's then."&lt;br /&gt;Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."&lt;br /&gt;------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----&lt;br /&gt;A boy came home from school with his exam results.&lt;br /&gt;"What did u get?" asked his father.&lt;br /&gt;"My marks are under water," said the boy.&lt;br /&gt;"What do u mean 'under water'?"&lt;br /&gt;"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5376379147890124398-1918813520366980025?l=waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/feeds/1918813520366980025/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/02/lame-jokes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/1918813520366980025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/1918813520366980025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/02/lame-jokes.html' title='Lame Jokes &gt;.&lt;'/><author><name>Wai Yin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07996517336435933539</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SY12RFNzTZI/AAAAAAAAAA0/hMTTmi578Bo/S220/Image+5A-181.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5376379147890124398.post-1596017291981111896</id><published>2009-02-07T19:42:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-07T19:48:36.889+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Ok! Hi to everyone =] This is my first post &gt;.&lt;&lt;br /&gt;This isn't the first time I create a blog...&lt;br /&gt;For some reasons, I have stopped blogging few years ago...&lt;br /&gt;Today, again, I want to spill out my life stories =]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Being a student, studies is crucial...&lt;br /&gt;Aim for the best, and do the best...&lt;br /&gt;11 A's!!!!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5376379147890124398-1596017291981111896?l=waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/feeds/1596017291981111896/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/02/ok-hi-to-everyone-this-is-my-first-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/1596017291981111896'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5376379147890124398/posts/default/1596017291981111896'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://waiyinthesillyguy.blogspot.com/2009/02/ok-hi-to-everyone-this-is-my-first-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Wai Yin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07996517336435933539</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYLIkxAHvKY/SY12RFNzTZI/AAAAAAAAAA0/hMTTmi578Bo/S220/Image+5A-181.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
